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Boomer CEO Aphorism Heavyweight Tee v2

¥5,139 JPY (plus tax)

Heavyweight cotton tee featuring a retro computer graphic, a grinning boomer character, and sarcastic Microsoft CEO aphorisms. Vintage typography, purple accents, and old-school internet aesthetics give the artwork a sharp satirical edge.

Boomer wisdom. Microsoft CEO. My dime.

Select color: Washed Denim

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More details

  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
  • Relaxed fit

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Boomer CEO Aphorism Heavyweight Tee v2 Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
26.62
18.25
16.25
M
28
20.25
17.75
L
29.37
22
19
XL
30.75
24
20 1/2
2XL
31.62
26
21.75
3XL
32 1/2
27.75
23.25
4XL
33 1/2
29.75
24.63

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B Width

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C Sleeve length

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